Kobe - Rucka Rucka Ali

Kobe was black

From PA

Nothing is wrong with that

But he’s gay

And nothing wrong with that

In LA

But it’s still wrong in the eyes of God anyway

One morning

Kobe was too lazy to drive

He took his key

And said we getting high

Took a helicopter that he couldn’t fly

Said I don’t care if we ever make it

We’re here for the ride

It’s okay if this is how it ends

Life was good and long

And I made it longer than

Cobain

And he couldn’t sing

Allegedly his wife killed him allegedly

Kobe in the park

Kobe in the street

Kobe in the chopper

Going far away

Kobe hitting rock

Kobe hitting weed

Kobe in the chopper

Sippin' Hennessy

Like

Vroom vroom

Vroom Vroom vroom vroom

Ay Ay

Then he heard from the pilot

Hey aren’t you that guy Kobe Bryant

You got alleged for fucking that white chick

Said you forced yourself into her

No

Not me

I’m totally denying what she said about me

I told her goodnight and I went back to sleep

Then she made up some rape stuff

And lied about me

Don’t believe

I don’t know about that

I believe

Every and all women

I’m ally

It’s called an ally

Not a backstreet

For raping

It’s okay

If this is how it end

Life was good and long

And I made it longer than

Cobain

And he was into men

And his expecting wife would shoot up heroine

Kobe in the park

Kobe in the street

Kobe in a ball court

Losing every game

Kobe hitting rock

Kobe hitting weed

Kobe in the chopper

Going far away

Kobe Bryant is gay

And he allegedly did some force vaginal rape

Unless you think she’s lying