Oscar the Incel - Rucka Rucka Ali

Hey man, can I get two bucks

I live in the trash, you down?

I’ll get Snuffleupagus

(To blow you, baby)

Welcome to the street where Muppet bitches got they hand out

Rosita only feed her taco til your money ran out

Zoe gave a blowie to a man with a Millennio

Don’t bother with a monster 'cause the way my life panned out

Julia got an OnlyFans, when she turned 18

Can’t get up in her snatch, I ain’t got no green

Fuck these dolls, ain’t got no girl for me

I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (Oh, baby)

Never met a thot that was even worth a diddle

Never had a friend, they would sell me for a tittle

Girls don’t wanna fuck me unless I’m drivin me a little

Lex, Durango, or a Grand Trizzle

And all I got is a Sprocket

With no spot to park it (Oh no…)

I’m just a green small drop of jock itch

It’s cool, I don’t even want a bitch

Never hang with Elmo, no

Never smoke crack with Grover

I just wanna chill alone

In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash)

Never gonna eff no hoes

Never have a crew, fuck nos

Everyone out there is gross

Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky)

No bitch for me

«Get away from me, you stupid girls!»

No friends for me

«Go away, faggots!»

Now just so you get your facts right

Women gaslight, Telly lost his cash right?

Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy, she a fat swine

Drained his ass and left with his last dime (Clean your room, bucko)

Big Bird thought he’ll try his shot with the ladies

Prairie Dawn fucked him 'cause he pay for her Mercedes

That’s the kind of shit we ain’t teaching to these babies

Let me educate you little suckas before it’s too late

A is for All you bitches

Want my green, and my riches

Status chasing, ratchet witches

Count should make you make sandwiches

Never hang with Elmo, no

Never smoke crack with Grover

I just wanna chill alone

In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash)

Never gonna eff no hoes

Never have a crew, fuck nos

Everyone out there is gross

Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky)

Hey man, can I get two bucks

I live in the trash, you down?

I’ll get Snuffleupagus

To blow you

Never gettin' laid in life (Nope)

I’ll be always gay and die (Yep)

And be violated by some Kurd dude

(Nine O’Leven)