Sargon - Rucka Rucka Ali

I was just an average dude, ah

Neckbeard sitting in my bedroom, ah

Smoking on a little some green Buddha

Eating some crappy British food, ah

Never leave the house without a Fedora

Never really leave or ever go out

Online’s where I get to be rude, ah

Video games will never break my heart

That’s when I saw the fucking witch Anita

On the Feminist Frequency

Talking about people like me

Saying gamers are mean and we don’t like the ladies

She said that she’s a gamer since she ten

And she wanna bring down all the gamer men

That’s when the nerd rage hit me and then

I transformed into the warlord I became

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Everyday women wanna put me out

Everyday YouTube try to take me down

Tried to come after my Patreon

It’s like I’m taking on a feminist jihad

Martin Luther King by today’s child

It’s called an Uncle Tom that should get fired

Jess Philip mad that I wouldn’t rape her

Trevor Noah put a claim on a fucking picture

And now the media label me

Alt-Right Klansman Nazi

Because I’m anti-identity

Like my white male Founding Father relatives

I’ve been anointed the new face

Of the defense of Western civilization

Mostly defending my brain from integration

And defending my neck from a razor blade

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Industry badges, Internet friends hanging at the convention

Front row with Andy and the Chrises

Waiting for a panel by some business

Women here to give a talk

'Bout the struggles of being girls and stuff

No one is looking to disrupt

Autism’s all that we have in common

Then I saw Anita look at me

And she’s the Beauty to my Beast

And then she pointed and said I be

A garbage human, lil sexist, piece of shit

But if I could ask your grace

How’s it feel looking at the face

Of the monster you created

I just wanted to play video games

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Look what you’ve done!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I’m the motherfuckin' Sargon