Stalin Song - Rucka Rucka Ali

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Decided to expand the borders of Russia

I like to eat a bowl of borscht, cholodnik

Wave to my people from the porch, da that’s it

And I kill off like ten or so million

For the greater benefit

Of the Union of the Soviet

Republics that I run

Then I kill more

Twenty million, not that much

Some Ukrainians and such, da

Just to thin out population

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Brought revolution into all of Russia

Keep all my haters in the torture chamber shit

I took my wife with force, what a bitch

There is shortage of okroshka

Call up the guards, drag off the chef

To live in Siber in the snow

Ukraine has failed at producing

Enough food and the World World 2 supplies

We’ll take their life

We brought the industry to Russia

Freed proletariat from bourgeois

Now everybody has a Porsche

By which I mean three-legged horse

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Brought all the glory to my mother Russia

Beat everybody in the sport, they all see

That communism is a force of nature

My comrades, we need corn

Collectivize the farms, inform my men

We have to send them into storm

My oats and wheat

You know I like to eat them sunflower seeds

I am Joseph Stalin

I want to give this country my all

Hitler has invaded by surprise

But he will not be ready for the snow we got

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Pointed a missile at New York, bend over

The Cuban crisis going off

About to hit up the Cold War, yeah, hit that shit

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Decided to expand us by two quarters

I put my missiles on the border, check that fish

Then sit and watch Rick &Morta

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Turned all the farms into resorts for Natasha

I try to plan a food report, nyet nyet nyet

Potatoes is our big export, buy that shit

I took a little piece of Georgia over

Told USA to give us a bulldozer

They are inferior at sport, SSR

Our hockey team beats theirs four to three

You’re finally free

Privyet and thank you for watching

Soviet report

I am typical Soviet resident

Very happy to live under communism

I am provide free bread after spend short time in line

I look forward to United States joing us in glorious international revolution

Do svidaniya by nigga