Therefore I Trans - Rucka Rucka Ali

I got no friends

Or any real chance

I think I’ll be some plants

I think therefore I trans

I got no plans

My dinner’s in cans

I think that I’ll go ham

I think therefore I trans

Call the cops

There’s a black guy inside of my house

I transitioned and my name is Chris Brown

With my gold chain, I sit on the couch

I smoke a couple blunts, order a chickenhead meal

Top of the world and the world’s what I feel

I invented a wheel

I’m so damn punk

Everybody’s really jealous

'Cause I’m a due and I dress in a thong

I got no friends

Just paper and crayons

I’ll paint myself Cheyenne

I think therefore I trans

I got some spam

But not any jam

I think I’ll join the Klan

I think therefore I trans

I wear a dress and say that I’m bi

And my pronouns are myself and I

Identify as a cement truck

My cock is big in my mind

I’m a girl, I’m a girl, I’m a girl

Wearing a romper and a yarmulke (Monica)

I could sue any dude that’ll use

Any verb and idiom in Canada (did you say bruh?)

That’s really stupid careless

Are you assuming my gender is known?

I got no friends

My spirit is damp

Think that I love lamp

I think therefore I trans

I got small hands

I really feel mans

I think I’ll wear some pants

I think therefore I trans

I’m sorry

I didn’t think that I was gay

I’m sorry

I’m a jar of mayonnaise

I got no friends

Except this kid Hans

He says he wants his parents

I think therefore I trans

I got a tan

Don’t really feel humans

I think that I’m chimpanz

I think therefore I trans