Funkiest Man Alive - Rufus Thomas, Tom Nixon

Everybody’s expecting me to come out with another dance

I ain’t gonna do it this time, I’m scared to take the chance

Well, I’m gonna get serious, that I ain’t have no time

I want you to know what I’m talking about, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m funky, funky

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

Listen here, now

One o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Two o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Three o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Four o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Five o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Six o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Seven o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Eight o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Nine o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Ten o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Eleven o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

Twelve o’clock in the morning, I’m funky

All around the clock, I’m funky

All around the clock, I’m funky

Get on, now

Early in the morning, I’m funky

Late in the evening, I’m funky

Now, listen, lady

Little sister knows, I’m funky

Big brother knows, I’m funky

Mama knows, I’m funky

Papa knows, I’m funky

Grandpa knows, I’m funky

Grandma knows, I’m funky

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive, the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, can’t nobody

Can’t nobody take my title, can’t nobody

I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m the funkiest man alive

Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m, I’m the funkiest man alive

Everybody knows I’m funky

Everybody knows I’m funky

Everybody knows I’m funky

Everybody knows I’m funky

I’m the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

I’m the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Want you to know I ain’t tired, that is plain to see

If you can’t I’m funky, come on and

I’m funky, I’m funky, now

I’m funky, I’m funky

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I ain’t gonna hand you no title

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

I ain’t gonna hand you no title, I’m the funkiest man alive

I’m funky, I’m funky, I’m funky, I’m funky

I know I’m funky, you know I’m funky

Yeah, you know I’m funky, y’all know I’m funky

I’m the funkiest man alive, the funkiest man alive

I’m funky, funky, funky, oh, I’m funky, yeah, hey, hey, hey

Now, listen

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel my funky vibrations?

Feel the funky vibrations

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Feel my funky vibrations, feel my funky vibrations

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

Can’t you feel the funk?

I’m the funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Funkiest man alive, funkiest man alive