Walkedypants - Ryan Adams

I’m a Walkedypants

On your legs

Around your legs

Moving in the breeze

I’m going to Rhode Island on vacation

Can’t find the hotel on the internet

Cause they haven’t built it yet

Mister Walkedypants

Shake a leg, Mister

If I’m going down to green bean town on my own on the bus and I think I’m gonna

ditch your sister

Mister Mister Walkedypants

Christian Slater

You did good in that movie True Romance

Walkedy-face-pants

John Lennon walks into a bar

He orders a Scotch egg

Randy’s over in the corner with a Def Leppard T-shirt

He says

Look at Mister Walkedypants!

Mister Walkedypants

Fuck you

And fuck that «beep», too

Slut

If you’re going to get one you gotta learn to take a chance

Fuck you, Mister Walkedypants

Yeah, uh-huh

Mister Walkedypants

Oh yeah