Samb-Adagio - Safri Duo, Cosmic Gate

Holy vanilla blunts it’s Vast-Man

The Jokers kidnapped Hip-Hop

What’s you gon' do?

(Hook) Vast Aire

Nigga please, you is sucka emcee

I’m VAST-MAAAAN

Me and my crew is running the streets fo’real

VAST-MAAAAN

Hip-Hop is Dead it looks like a job for…

VAST-MAAAAN

LXG is the family and I’m…

VAST-MAAAAN

Remember in Nikes to the Batmobiles

We burning with the gamma ray lasers, electric eels

Caped Crusaders falling from off glaciers

Landing under water then shooting micro-lasers

All we do is make the facility melt

Number one villian that’s felt

Pull up the utility belt

It went — *boom-blam-zoom-zap*

Crash the canvas with the cobras hissing at the bottom of my straps

Leap buildings, fly flying saucers

Dissolving inside the forrest when the radar lost us

Torpedo glare thru the Vast Aire

With the cashmere, cat burglar blast from last year

Super hero DeNiro, Beretta Bronson

Keep Wonder Woman on her knees getting Johnson

Vaporize them costume kit and disguise

I’ma have to detach 'em from life with the shake equalizer

(Hook) Vast Aire

Life’s a card game of the illest poker

And I ain’t gonna fold until I get the Joker

A Dark Knight like Bram Stoker

And when I see the Catwoman, I’ma stroke her

And tell Super Boy he’s a super toy

I’m Theodore Wayne the real McCoy

It’s a bird, it’s a plane!

No it’s Lois Lane giving me brains

She game to Gotham to write a story

I told her 'Put the pen down, show me the panties'

Peter Parker can’t do shit to me

I’m Vast Man with a capital V

But to my avail there was Vicki Vale

Tryna seduce me

Doing the Vast twosie

I told her to slow down

She wanted to sleep like a bat upside down

Well, I can arrange that

And that’s when the Riddler started to clown

He was like 'It's my time'

But the crowd didn’t know I co-wrote his rhymes

The Green Hornet is always smoking me out

But I keep my space cuz he’s a Two-Face

I’m smacking the Penguin when he gets greedy

Just flash LXG when you need me

(Hook) Vast Aire

(Outro)

Will the Dynamic Duo triumph over the Jokers evil

Will Cat Woman finally give Vast-Man the panties?

Stay tuned, same Vast time, same Vast channel