Howdon Aldi Death Queue - Sam Fender

I got a letter from the NHS

It said stay for twelve weeks

Now the twelve weeks are over

I’m twenty five going on ninety five

Yeah I’m twenty five going on ninety five

And I will ignite

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Wow wow wow wow wow wow

Keep your distance

Wow wow wow wow

Not less than two meters

Wow wow wow wow

Keep your distance

I said, wow wow wow wow wow wow

Not less than two fucking meters

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Wow wow wow wow wow wow

Keep your distance

Wow wow wow wow

Not less than two meters