That's Been Done (excerpt) - Sarah Silverman

Why live?

That’s been done

Why die?

That’s been done

Why lie?

That’s been done

Why die?

That’s been done

Why eat peppermint?

That’s been done

Every time I think of things

That have been done or not done

It makes me feel discouraged

And I wonder

Why think?

That’s been done

Why smell eggs?

That’s been done

Why breathe?

That’s been done

Why sing?