March Of The Lawnmowers - Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn

Now your whole backyard is gone

Too bad you tried to cut your grass

Too bad that you ran out of gas

You drank just one too many beers

Now its in your car, and back to sears

It ate up half your bedroom rug

But now you’ve got brand new spark plugs

You got a bitchin' mower now

You think you are the cats meow

You only have yourself to thank

When we put draino in your tank