Flintstones - Seagram

Once upon a time in a town called Bedrock

There lived a man named Fred who ran a dopespot

He had a right hand man named Barney

And loc’ed out fools who used automatic tools in his army

Fred worked for Mr. Slate

Who owned a rock factory, but Fred rocked up cakes

And sold em at 14.3

A 4.3 profit cause Slate gets 10 g’s

Fred made good bread but he was fed with the pay

And only Slate stood in his way

He had a plot for Slate which was murder

Discussed it with Barney over Brontosaurus burgers

Barney was down, he said, «Call me when you’re ready

But gimme a few hours to take a shower and fuck Betty»

Fred said «Yabadabadoo, it’s on»

Meet the Flintstones

Fred had a plot to get Slate over

He had porno on his Bedrock camcorder

Slate was on his way to the casino

Got flagged down by Fred’s dog, name’s Dino

He got persuaded by the dog’s dilemma

When he heard on the porno was Betty and Wilma

Slate got to the house and didn’t see a thing

He was shot, heard the cock of a M-16

Blew his whole head off, poor Mr. Slate

Barney rolled him in a rug, then dumped him off in a lake

But Fred didn’t know one thing

Before Slate came he gave the Buffalos a ring

And said he’d stop by Fred’s for a minute

And be at the casino as soon as he’s finished

But Slate never showed up, Mr. Slate’s gone

And the Buffalos is trippin — meet the Flintstones

Now Fred and Barney run a rock factory

And the pockets are past satisfactory

Barney bought Bam-Bam a ride

A stone Mercedes with 4 12's inside

Because of the stone the beat sounded like treble

Gettin head from Fred’s daughter, name’s Pebbles

It was dark, all you saw was sparks from the guage

He was slippin cause the head had him in a daze

The Buffalos was deep in a Chevy

Lookin for Barney, but they only found Betty

Kidnapped the bitch, pistolwhipped her with a gat

Said, «We only askin once, where the fuck are they at?»

Scary-ass bitch snitched in a hurry

Said Fred and Barney was down in the quarry

They tied the bitch up and put two in her dome

Now the Buffalos is headed for the quarry — meet the Flintstones

Now Fred and Barney heard the bad news

The Water Buffalos was out payin dues

Fred said, «We ain’t goin out like punks»

Grabbed the 50-shot K and Barney grabbed the pump

Dumpin on the Buffalos meeting hall

Barney yellin, «One for one, nigga, all for all»

Sideways, headin straight back to the spot

But they didn’t know the Buffalos were posted on the block

Glocks cocked, soon as they spotted them, they got at them

Tryin to drop them, tryin to pop them

With M-16's and A.R.-15's

Tried to peel their cap with sub-Uzi machines

Barney caught a couple straight in the face

And Fred tried to make a run for the cash and the cakes

But he got rattled by the bullets as he stepped out the Brougham

And that’s the end of the Flintstones