Chuck Norris - Serengeti

I’m half-life like of carbon

Okay god I’m starving

I kick that tortoise shell

And oracle bone language

Walk around like

Right left like drama

Rock a coat and speak Yiddish

Decipher Mayan codes

Style precedent

So she greeted me

A kiss like

Extraordinary rap experiment

That don’t need no combo

Write my shit in the Congo

Give birth like seahorses

Collect fine rums and only ride in Porsches

So now without the diamond

Now she acts as plaything

Now she’s smile and greeting

Everyone with her pinky

I’ll be Bruce Lee and you be Chuck Norris

Together we can move to Rome

And write a rap chorus

About the times

Diplomacy with China and these rhymes

In fact, I, I want to be like Clemente

On my way to Nicaragua

So I can sleep with the ladies that live in the jungle

I’m rough and tumble

Like don’t got yourself together

Like Ryan Court sitting on the porch

Smoking blunts and cigarettes

Is that a great time or what?

What, it’s like everybody sucks

The big game is like a billion bucks

Woah, could you imagine all the fanfare?

Platinum straws, gold drawers

Make the world pause

I’ll be Bruce Lee and you be Chuck Norris

Together we can move to Rome

And write a rap chorus

About the times

Diplomacy with China and these rhymes

Close the blinds and stay in or go outside

Smoke, walk the atolls of history

Black suspenders breaking shackles in the black hole

With long legged kicks

Spritz perfume and backflips

In the basement writing raps about intense

In the rain seeing cats with beautiful

Think why me, I wanna be on TV

Instead of lonely

With a whole bunch of unlocked potential

Monumental flavour

I should have been a baker

How bout a plumber?

The midsummer’s night’s

A lot of dope

A lot of junkies ain’t broke

I pay taxes so people can smoke coke

And fix that always break

All my friends are flakes

Illinois’s the state

Hello

Obsessed like

Oooh la la ley

Fresh raps all day

Yo, peace to the

Being busy taking it easy

And they be like ‘what is he?'

I say shit being gritty

My committee do the entire city

We totally and terribly shitty

Extraordinarily witty

Drinking

Magnifier like a disco

Flip this script

So we can drink juice and gin in it

This is it

Magnifier like a disco

Flip this script

So we can drink juice and gin in it

This is it

I’ll be Bruce Lee and you be Chuck Norris

Together we can move to Rome

And write a rap chorus

About the times

Diplomacy with China and these rhymes

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