I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan - Seth MacFarlane

I beheld her and was conquered at the start

And placed her on a pedestal apart

I planned a little hideaway that we could share some day

When I met her I unfolded all my dreams

And told her how she’d fit into my schemes of what bliss is

Then the blow came when she gave her name as «Mrs.»

I guess I’ll have to change my plan

I should’ve realized there’d be another man

I overlooked that point completely

Until the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at

I found myself upon the shelf and that was that

I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there

All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground

I’ve lost the one girl I found

I guess I’ll have to change my plan

I should’ve realized there’d be another man

Why did I buy those blue pajamas

Before the big affair began

My boiling point is much too low

For me to try to be a fly Lothario

I think I’ll crawl right back and into my shell

Dwelling in my personal hell

I’ll have to change my plan around

I’ve lost the one girl I found

Yes, the one girl I found