I'm Not Sad - Seth Sentry

I’m not sad, you must be sad

Why?

who told you I was

I’m depressed

I mean really I’m as sad as you can get

But I will try to do my best and I will flex

Check my fit, it’s called 'A Lack of Self-Respect'

Now listen to me rap so you can tell me you’re impressed

I don’t care

Well, actually I do, I’m very sensitive to criticism

But you don’t need to be concerned, I don’t need a wake-up call

Because my phone is always off, do not disturb

Ayy, sometimes I feel like I just don’t know what to say

Yeah, sometimes I feel like I just need to walk away

Then sometimes I feel like I’m the greatest in the world

Maybe some column B and maybe some from column A

Look, I lost some weight but then I found it all again

Ooh, I got that sauce, that bolognese and hollandaise

Sneaking back to the fridge at night, I feel like Solid Snake

Eating over the sink, 'cause I don’t wanna wash a plate

Nah, I’m doing well

And I am still alive as far as you can tell

And I been eating healthy now, I made a change

And I put that on everything like mayonnaise (I do)

I used to wake and bake and hit the Gatorade

But now I wake and bake and make a tray of lovely angel cakes (Delicious)

I go to bed early but I lay awake

Anxiety be hittin' like some 808s

I should’a gone to uni, why are my teeth so crooked?

I can’t finish an album, I wonder what I’m good at?

I wish I had a jet ski, where the fuck would I put it?

My cat does not respect me, really why the fuck would it?

If life had come with the booklet I wouldn’t have understood it

I think my brain was baked for too long and I overcooked it

Whoa, I think I hit the nail on the thumb

I am dumb and my cat was right about me all along (Yeah)

I’m not sad, you must be sad

Why?

who told you I was ()

Well, tell them I’m doing fine

Now please leave before I cry (Yeah)

Just a second

Let me take some time, that shit’s depressing

I thank you all for being so receptive

Yeah, usually I try to just deflect it

Ooh, it’s getting heavy round here, huh?

Ayy, let’s get some bevies round here, huh?

(Ayy) Ayy, let’s do some hard drugs round here, huh?

(Ayy) Yeah, let’s give each other hugs round here, huh?

Fuck it, let’s recommend each other therapists

Woo, come on, that shit would be hilarious

Let’s break some barriers, now could I keep my jet ski in your storage shed?

Asking for a friend, let’s play some Portishead (Woo)

Yeah, it’s all about the bags, bags, bags

That shit’s new to me, everybody got Gucci this and Prada that

Or Louis V, spending thousands of dollars on a bag is pure lunacy

But I will spend a-hundred dollars on the bag from Uber Eats

No wonder I’ve been sad, sad, sad, what did I do this week?

I sat around my house all day and beat my dick like UFC

I been writing this album for so long that it’s a eulogy

I feel like I should prolly go and change my name to 'Who Was He?'

Oh

Please leave a message at the beep 'cause you ain’t gettin' through to me

Hmm

Five years on an album is way too long, huh?

All right, fuck it, the name of the next album is Same Old

Future

I feel better now, ayy, thanks for listening, man