Stretch Nuts: A Legend Was Born - Shaggy 2 Dope

36 inches, bitch!

And that’s only a smidgen

Me and my droopy sack, you know the legend

Still talk about nuts the more that they

Is that a water balloon hangin' out a patch of dick hair?

(Nope!)

My ball sack was blessed by the Pope

T double O or T-W-O (Dope!)

I double Dutch jump my junk.

Fuck rope!

And I sucker punchin' chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!)

You don’t want nothin' like a hairy vagina

I’ll stretch my scrotum from here to China

My nuts got stuck in my fuckin' recliner

Behind ‘em, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!)

I got my car blind on mace (Sting!)

Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!)

Popped in my shiner face (Bling!)

Dropped two rocks down a tube stock (Boing, boing!)

Four fat hood rats swingin' off my scrotum

Ah!

Get off it!

(«Just wanna hold ‘em!»)

The testic-elastic even smashed and swollen

Nut sack gymnastics, I snatched a good one

When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)

You might say much lower than some (Oh?)

Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)

Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)

All hail Stretch Nuts!

A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)

All hail Stretch Nuts!

You play your cards right, they’re yours tonight (That's right)

Every time we fuck, we both get stuck

Entangled, near strangled in my ball

Took my nuts up a slut’s butt (Her booty hole walls?)

It’s fruity, though, like bananas and lemon

Grapes and peaches, sweet watermelon

It’s Rudy’s ol' ho, might wanna tell ‘em

Ah wait, can’t reach him, ‘cause he caught a felon

A beauty ho got a tight na-na like Ellen

But I hate the screechin' and all the yellin'

Stretch Nuts, bitch!

Shaggy Shaggs the clown

Short shorts!

My nut bag drags the ground

Double take!

Make sure it’s no fags around

Lay down, ho!

(Bloop) You hear the tea baggin' sound?

My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose

Extra young speedos?

Shit, hand me those

Fuck fine bitches!

Give me gigantic hoes

That’s all right!

My dick is like sand in toes

You like it rough, bitch?

You get punched in that pussy

Fuck a tight tummy.

Give me fat and mushy

I eat your whole butt crack out of that tushie

I’m Shaggy.

My whole nut bag extra bushy

Fuck clippers.

I like my pubes caught in zippers

I hate feather weights.

Give me A-scale tippers

Hump jump and flop, like a

Then I bring home sluts swingin' on my nuts like Tarzan

When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)

You might say much lower than some (Oh?)

Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)

Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)

All hail Stretch Nuts!

A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)

All hail Stretch Nuts!

You play your cards right, they’re yours tonight (That's right)