Waiter! Bring Me Water! - Shania Twain

He took me to our favorite spot

A place we go to hang a lot

Something seemed to catch his eye

Over my shoulder

Over my shoulder

I turned around to see what’s up

A pretty young thing sure enough

She was new, he wanted to

Know her

Know her

Oh, yeah

Then she flicked her hair (Yeah)

Oh, yeah, he began to stare

Waiter!

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He’s acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Uh, oh

I did my best to block his view

But it was like he could see through me

I just knew he wanted to

Know her

Know her

Oh, yeah, I ain’t getting nowhere (Yeah)

Oh, yeah, she’s still standing there

Waiter!

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He’s acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Ohh, yeah

Hah!

There’s gotta be a way to cool this clown

He’s starting to embarrass me

I may even have to hose him down

Bring me water!

I don’t know what he finds so distracting

What’s so hot about her

I really don’t like the way he’s acting

Bring me water!

Bring it on

Oh

What’s so hot about her?

Uh, uh, uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Send him back to school

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He’s acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Waiter!

Bring me water!