Melbourne - Shit Present

It’s nothing like being across the world that brings out guilt in me

'Cause I’d rather be lying in bed all day, than staring at the sea

The sun rises so early and I know that you’re busy

And there’s loads to do outside but won’t you just sit here and get high with me

I know by now you’ve noticed I’m so lazy

And I lose everything I’ve ever got but I hope that you can still like me

How you finding Melbourne, is it all you thought that it would be?

I don’t know, leave me alone, I just keep answering politely

'Cause there’s nothing I hate more than fucking small talk

But I know its just the way it goes

Being the person no one knows

I probably couldn’t know much less about photography

And the people in here dress like someone I know

It’s never very warm to me

But I’m wide eyed at what you do 'cause it makes you so happy

And you take the endless compliments so unpretentiously

I’ve been giving you a time for being so soft

You keep opening the car door for me

And I’ve been telling you to fuck off

How you finding Melbourne?

How about that sun and the sea?

Yeah it’s just great 'cause where I’m from it’s always cold and rainy

Oh there’s nothing I hate more than fucking small talk

But I know it’s just the way it goes, being far away from home