Punkys Dilemma - Simon & Garfunkel

Wish I was a Kellogg’s corn flake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxing a while… livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English Muffin

Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I’d ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam

I’m a citizen for boysenberry jam fans

If I become a famous lady

Would you put my photo on your piano?

From Mary Jane… best wishes to Martin…

Ooooh South California

Oh Roger draft dodger

Leavin by the basement door

Everybody knows what he’s tippe-toein'

Down there for

Wish I was a Kellogg’s corn flake

Floatin' in my bowl

Takin' movies

Relax in a whirl livin' in style…