Pseudo Punk - Skankin' Pickle

We wrote this song to be psuedo punk

But someone said that it really stunk

So we changed the words just a little bit

And now it sounds completely like shit

In this song I like to scream real loud

I try to clone the sounds of Jello Biafra

Johnny Rotten, maybe Danny Elfman

This is psuedo punk now, hya

I met this girl from the Hawaiian islands

And she said she wanted to be my friend

She then asked me back into my hut

And that’s when she tried to suck my butt

Why he stuck around I’ll never know

He could have ran far away — he’s pretty stupid