Just What Nobody Wanted - Skyclad

I think that life has got it in for me,

Can you please tell me who’s to blame?

For all the bills upon my mat —

They breed and grow then eat the cat.

Where they come from I don’t know,

I stare at them but they won’t go!

It seems that life’s a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.

If life is sweet — then I’m diabetic

The future looks rosy — I just went colourblind.

This all seems to be some mass conspiracy,

So I demand the right to know,

If there’s a God up there, how come he seems to care

For every little bird and bee, but couldn’t give a damn for me.

It seems that life’s a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.

If high hopes were bank notes,

I’d own all of England

And teardrops were diamonds,

Then I’d be a millionaire.

Just what nobody wanted,

I’m just what nobody wanted.

You say I’m purely being paranoid,

I beg to differ — it’s not true.

Shit just seems to hit the fan,

Every time I make a plan.

Grand design to small detail,

All I do is doomed to fail.

It seems that life’s a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.

If life is sweet — then I’m diabetic,

The future looks rosy — I just went colourblind.

I’m just what nobody wanted at all.