Moses - Slick Rick

As you see Ruler shows his inquiring noses

Going into a story about a kid named 'Moses'

Once a prophet was to be born, before anything else furthered

Pharoah orders every first-born son murdered

One got away, a girl with prophet bound with her

Gently put him in a basket, went floating down the river

Then ends up by a Pharoah relative, ol' honey peeped in

Couldn’t breed herself and was determined to keep him

«Don't say a word», she told her slave who was a real witch

«Snitch, it’ll definitely be the last day you breathe, bitch»

While kids slaughtered cuz they was in front of them

Soldiers tellin the king that they murdered every one of them

«Thanks» said Pharoah, guys were a friend to him

Sister showin her baby saying the river god sent him

To her brother who arose and said, «Whoa, sis!»

Curious I suppose this, the upwards knows about Moses

As time passes, prove he wasn’t the type to beg or borrow

Grew to conquer land like ain’t no tomorrow

Made the Sun King jealous cuz he couldn’t do what Mo' did

«Pops, I’m not to happy the way y’all jocking this Mo' kid»

«Son, this rash behavior ruins every feast or bash

And why complain now, where’s the temple I asked you to build, you piece of

trash?

Two of you switch, Mo' you build it and you’ll find a supreme hero»

«Built it.

Anything else you need, Pharaoh?»

King here’s startin' to share my crown, one said, «How can he?»

But sister not takin' any chance and threw the hooker off the balcony

But word still got to King, who then cold cursed blessed

Stripped him of his honors and dumped him in the desert

But Mo' returned for the people, with his chest stick out saw

King said, «You want war?

Make brick without straw!»

That’s a son not being king, the shorty no good rose his

Unhappy I suppose this, the upward knows about Moses

The new King said, «As for your threats, brother, stuff it»

«Boy, what do I do now?»

prayed the Prophet

Then a vision said «CHILL» and prophecy filled

Storm builds, hails of fire, all their first-borns killed

It was gettin' scary for the king, this made the sufferin' go by merrier

«You win!

Take these peasants, get the flock out of my area!»

Poor villain, still in heat, didn’t want Mo' to fulfill ‘em

Wasn’t chillin' then he flat sent the troop to go and kill him

So Mo' parts the sea, went across and said «Run!»

and

Did some ol' abracadabra and water fell upon ‘em

The soldiers that is, since Moses was suaver

Then Mo' in the mountains havin' a convo with the Father

Came back with the tens, seen pantyhose droppin'

Partner swappin', folks wasn’t into what po' Mo was poppin'

So the Earth shook and killed those, bible text closes

Talked about a time when idol worshippin' foes had met Moses