Last Song About Satan - Slim Cessna's Auto Club

I was at the Lion’s Lair

And who should I sit next to there

But Satan.

He ordered me a beer

And he looked me in the eye.

He said he was my friend.

I knew that was a lie.

He’s the man behind my sins.

I seem to fall because of him.

God damn, I hate him.

So, this is my last song about Satan.

So I said, «Lucifer, you piece of shit,

I should kick your ass right where you sit--

All the hell you put me through.

My mother cries because of you.»

Now Satan didn’t like that much.

He said some words about fire and such.

Then I found myself in burnin' hell.

I wasn’t feelin' all so well.

Well this is my last song about Satan.

Well I must have gone back in time

About the time after Jesus died.

He was down there preachin' in that hole

To all us dark and lonely souls.

And He said, «Son, why are you here?

You should be back home drinkin' beer,

Writin' songs about God and Glory.

Don’t use the Devil in your story.»

Well this is my last song about Satan--

No more songs about evil with filth and vile and booze,

No more songs about my hell.

I’ve nothin' left to prove.

So this is my last song about Satan.

So this is my last song about Satan.

Well I felt a knock upon my head

And I woke back home in my bed.

It was a dark and dismal mornin'.

Was this some kind of Godly warnin'?

So I said, «That's it, I’m on the level,

No more songs about the Devil.»

Then I felt a little twinge

when I realized that my hair was singed.

Well this is my last song about Satan--

No more songs about evil with filth and vile and booze,

No more songs about my hell.

I’ve nothin' left to prove.

This is my last song about Satan.

This is my last song about Satan.

Well this is my last song about Satan.