Bad Driver - Slow Gherkin

I’m a bad driver.

They taught me how to park and steer

I can’t do either going 55 in second gear

I’m improving, but sometimes I doubt

Just knocked another headlight out

I don’t like driving.

I’d rather use my own two feet

Feel like I’m driving the wrong way down a one-way street

I’m a bad driver, and stoplights are my enemies

I’m a bad driver.

My engine’s leaking antifreeze!