Missing Out - Smoking Popes

Some people really make me sick

And here’s another reason why I don’t lift weights

I don’t talk about it in the locker room

But I don’t like football

So I just keep my mouth shut

Can’t respect myself if I don’t respect her

Can’t respect her if she doesn’t say, «Wait»

Some people think that I’m missing out

But their idea of fun written in a poem

On the door of a bathroom stall