Kreuzberg 36 - Smut Peddlers

We eat at gas stations all over the place

Cuz mom and dad are misers

But if we go to Berlin and stay at Schlumpf’s place

I’ll be brunching at the Kuchen Kaiser

Heinrich has a penthouse pad

and he wields a big sharp knife

Raking in cash and smoking good hash

seems like a pretty good life

This town’s f**kin' sick

Look at all the hairy chicks

Where can we get some kicks?

Kreuzberg 36

Mad Mark, Daniel and their bretheren made it possible

Good people to the bone

They gave us directions to Checkpoint Charlie

And permitted me to use the phone

Oranienstra?

e is a pure f**king gas

And the mind-blowing Berlin wall

The U-Bahn will take you to Wild at Heart

A world class punk rock hall

The Trinkteufel bar is the best by far

Schlumpf and Herr Schuller drink there

All the girls that you like even the big battle dykes

With pierced faces and zero scalp hair

It’s like their version of «Cheers» where you can knock back some beers

And maybe even do up some coke

They drink all night and day and on into the next

and nobody really looks broke

This town’s f**kin' sick

Look at all the hairy chicks

Where can we get some kicks?

Kreuzberg 36