Fuck the Internet - Snak the Ripper, Ill Bill

After we get all that technical stuff out of the way

We’ll hop online and check out some of the amazing things you can do

Out there in cyber space

Dial up

Log in

I’m on the net

I thought you were gonna teach me how to get on the Internet

You’re right I better explain

Yeah

They trynna drop a pin on my location

Hit me with some pop up, some polling information

Driving me insane with these push notifications

Send me corny meme posts to get me motivation

Man, opinions ain’t shit when they hide behind a keyboard

Attach a wire from my modem to a brick of C4

Your mama on a webcam, I spam in her inbox

She ugly when I’m sober, I don’t notice after ten shots

Rappers buying fake fans and lying on the mic

Fucking staring at their Instagram and crying over likes

Well I’m trying not to LOL

They trolling on my Spotify

Loading up the Google map to find the perfect spot to die

All these advertisements trynna make me broke

The Internet need to learn how to take a joke

I just get mad love and these fakes get choked

'Cause nobody gives a fuck about they Facebook posts, nope

Fuck, the Internet

Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet

Fuck, the Internet

Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet

How about that world wide web, fuck that

Yo, Snak told me fuck the Internet

I told him I already did

Back when Myspace pussy became a trendy thing

Before Tinder or Christian Mingle

Before the Craigslist killer

This shit was pretty simple

Till I sent a dick pic to this bitch that was batshit

Pretty pics, big tits but that bitch was catfish

On Jdate she was the jewy Loni Anderson

Our date, she looked like Louie Anderson, damn son

So fuck the Internet, you must be stupid

Fuck eHarmony to fuck OkCupid

Fuck Photoshop and fuck personal computers

Married to marijuana but always in search of Buddha

Met this new bitch on my phone, she work for Uber

Snapchat cracker the proper taught maneuvers

Young and perverted, others prefer cougars

Give me a real life dime-piece, rocking a shirt from Hooters

Yeah

Fuck, the Internet

Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet

Fuck, the Internet

Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet

How about that world wide web, fuck that

Fuck, get off the fucking phone, fuck!

I’m trying to use the Internet