Elaine Elaine - SNFU

Elaine, she had a funny name

Both names the same

Elaine, she drifted far away

I never saw her again

Elaine Elaine

She was painfully plain

Abnormally normal

That’s what I liked about her

Elaine, lived on a radar range

For reasons unexplained

Elaine, she never spoke for days

Some found that strange

Elaine Elaine

Never surfed on a wave

Never been to California

Grew up on the prairie plain,.

And she never went to parties

Cause she couldn’t dance at all

Some called her a wall flower

Some said she looked more like a wall

Elaine Elaine, never tasted champagne

Drank dirty water from the river

That’s what I liked about her

Elaine Elaine, only listened to new wave

Never heard of Quiet Riot

I wish I could say the same