Real Wise Yuppie - Snog

Real wise yuppie and I sold my soul

Got a Porsche in one hand and a pot of gold

Snort bulk coke 'cause my heart’s mighty cold

Look really groovy but I feel really old, yeah

There’s gold in your eyes, dear Lord

You can’t see the flock for the dollar signs

Our God, he is a dollar bill

A mound of them buggers is even holier still, yeah

Real wise yuppie and there ain’t nothing left

Wall Street’s crashed, it’s the bottom of the deck

Times are dark they’re gonna get darker yet

Decline and fall of the television set

There’s gold in your eyes, dear Lord

You can’t see the flock for the dollar signs

Our God, he is a dollar bill

A mound of them buggers is even holier still

Nobody cares about you and me

Well it’s a corporate ripoff monopoly, yeah

Awww, yeah