Miss Universe - Spice

Ladies and gentlemen

The winner of tonight’s Miss Universe competition is

None other than

C-clear the runway and mek me model and boast

A da walk ya me gi' dem when me a kill me foes

Wha' do she, favour mad woman weh inna clean clothes

Video me face, video me body, hey, video me pose

Stop, wait, a gyal a get bright

B-bend over bitch, kiss out me daylight

Go suck your mother, you no like that come fight

Cah you just upset me eyesight

I’m Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Most congenial, but a wha' do some gyal

New name fi dem, bicycle pedal

Best smile, best legs, most intellectual

The man love me becah me have the best genital

Badmind, a from you born, you corrupt

Me a the winner and you not even get a runner-up

When you see me a model, gyal, your heart a hurt up

Clear the runway, you is like my little pup

I’m Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

C-clear the runway and mek me model and boast

A da walk ya me gi' dem when me a kill me foes

Wha' do she, favour mad woman weh inna clean clothes

Video me face, video me body, hey, video me pose

Stop, wait, a gyal a get bright

Bend over bitch, kiss out me daylight

Go suck your mother, you no like that come fight

Cah you just upset me eyesight

I’m Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Most congenial, but a wha' do some gyal

New name fi dem, bicycle pedal

Best smile, best legs, most intellectual

The man love me becah me have the best genital

Badmind, a from you born, you corrupt

Me a the winner and you not even get a runner-up

When you see me a model, gyal, your heart a hurt up

Clear the runway, you is like my little pup

I’m Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Miss Universe, a doh see dem

Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem

Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem

Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem