Going Soft - Sports Team

Oh bad bad bad bad bad bad weather

Just focus on the scenery

Well ive been going soft

Run me from the top of the scene

So Davey and Sam met Trinny and Susanne

And Peter Paul and Anne at the pool

The weather got hot

They splashed around a lot getting cool

Oh you provide the cross

I’ll do the nails myself

Oh dying’s just as easy As putting up a shelf

A little to the right

Hold me or i might just slip off

Ive been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the cd don’t skip

Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend

Oh well the temperature dropped

So out they all got

But Trinny stayed to practice her crawl

I guess she got cramp

Cause when they pulled her out

She was all… Blue

Oh you provide the words

I’ll say them all myself

Well lying’s just as easy as putting up a shelf

A little to the left

Watch it man I’m starting to sweat

Ive been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the cd don’t skip

Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend

Ive been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the cd don’t skip

Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend

(Imitation Pavement Guitar solo, tragically cut short)

Ive been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the cd don’t skip

Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend