Intro - Starbomb

Ho ho ho he he he

And that’s when I went to pee

Nailed it.

Hi there, I’m Arin Hanson.

I was just finishing up my 1−2-3 I gotta go pee song

from the last Starbomb album.

Thanks for coming to my space mansion.

My friends Danny and Brian from Ninja Sex Party have been crashing up here with

me while we wrote this album.

That’s right Arin.

It sure has been fun orbiting the earth with you.

This mansion has style.

We’ve been bathing in champagne every night, taking our diamond space

helicopter out for joy rides,

partying with supermodels, robots, robot supermodel robots, and occasionally

writing music.

Remember that time Ninja Brian opened the air lock and flipped us off as our

chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?

Hahahaha, yes I do that merry prankster.

Anyway this is the time on the album when we respectfully thank video game

developers for not suing us.

Ninja Brian, would you care to explain the intracacies of fair use and parody

law?

Thank you Brian, and thank you, the fans, for buying this album and supporting

us.

We love you so damn much and without you we wouldn’t have been able to afford

this fart sound effect:

Yes, and now, on with the show!