Parrot - Stepdad

Most often I stay level headed as they say I’m on the ball

Sometimes my mind wanders and I don’t know where he’ll end up at all

Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words

And when I’ve had a few too many I get quite excited

I start talking very loudly and this is when

I’ve said a fair share of stupid things that I can’t hide

My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

I might start talking about politics with which you disagree

I might try to be subtle mocking what you hold in high esteem

When I’m not in my right mind I like attention all on me

Sometimes I get obnoxious, my ego gets the best of me

I’ve said a fair share of stupid things that I can’t hide

My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

Sometimes I even realize that I might risk physical harm

That’s when you glare into my eyes and clench your teeth and squeeze my arm

Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words

And when I’ve had a few too many I get quite excited

I start talking very loudly and this is when

I’ve said a fair share of stupid things that I can’t hide

My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

I’ve said a fair share of stupid things that I can’t hide

My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side