Lorelei - Stephen Lynch

Lorelei

Lorelei had lazy eyes

Straight ahead she would stare

And still see shit over there with her lazy eyes

Anabel

Anabel had an odd odd odd smell

Cigarettes and gin

With some ball sweat mixed in

Such an odd odd smell

Dona Ruth

Dona Ruth had a snaggletooth

Her smile would win her no fans

But she could open some cans

With her snaggletooth

Marie Claire

Marie Claire had long long red hair

Soft and silky I swear

But her asshole is wear

She had long red hair

Oh these ladies were lovely

So I don’t now why

I sent them all packing

Yeah I let them all fly

Oh I should be cool

Give them another try

Except for the one with the lazy eyes

Can’t get past that one

Rosario

Rosario was from Mexico

There’s nothing wrong with that

But her ankles where fat

So she had to go

Nothing wrong with that

But her ankles were fat

So she had to go