Spazz - Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Would you like to pet my rifle

Summer camp is such a drag

I rip into my lemon trifle

I’m too old to play capture the flag

Someone’s giving french kiss lessons

How else will we learn to love

Have you ever been to Venice

Have you ever mauled your prey

Well I am so damn good at tennis

Will the cat come back the very next day

I feel like a total goner

How long till we fall in love

Would you like to skim my bible

Suffered like a Christmas goose

How could I avoid your libel

Get out of the way cos nuns on the loose

All roads seem to lead to China

How long till we learn to love