Tigers - Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks

A scary thought in the two K’s

It’s not too late, it’s in two days

Got enveloped in your sticker shock

I gotta tell ya, it’s a barrage, it’s a barrage, it’s a mirage

We are the tigers, we need separate rooms

We are so divided, let us in

Change is all we need to improve

Call me petty, I mean every word

The 'and's', the 'if's', the 'but's', and the 'the's'

Trust me because I’m worth hating

I’m a 1−800-you can bend

A garden variety amends

Who’s he can bend, it’s a learned mirror

We are the tigers, we need separate rooms

We are so divided, let us in

Change is all we need to improve

Hard to believe I never had a spleen

Never had a spleen, never had a dream

is your favorite steal