King Tut - Steve Martin, The Steep Canyon Rangers

King Tut

(King Tut)

Now when he was a young boy,

he never thought he’d see.

(King Tut)

People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut)

How’d you get so funky?

(Funky Tut)

Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona,

moved to Babylonia

(King Tut)

Now, if I’d known,

they’d line up just to see him.

I’d taken all my money,

and bought me a museum.

(King Tut)

Buried with a donkey.

(Funky Tut)

He’s my favorite honkey!

Born in Arizona,

moved to Babylonia.

(King Tut)

(Tut-Tut, Tut-Tut)

Dancin' by the Nile.

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The ladies love his style.

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Rockin' for a mile.

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He ate a crocodile.

ooohhhhhhh…

He gave his life for tourism.

(Tut-Tut, Tut-Tut)

(Bridge)

Now when I die,

now don’t think I’m a nut.

Don’t want no fancy funeral,

just one like ole King Tut.

(King Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy.

(King Tut)

His sister was his mommy.

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia.

He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,

King Tut!