Future Me - Steven Lee Olsen

Sorry to future me

I’m going out tonight

I’m gonna get drunk as drunk

Gonna get really high

A hundred stamps on my hand I don’t recall

Straight up, double down, bouncing off the walls

Sorry to future me

The second you wake up

You’re gonna hate me

You’re still gonna be drunk

You won’t remember where you were or what you’ve done

But trust me we had a lot of fun and

Oh

We were talking to models

Poppin' bottles like we were Jay-Z

Oh

Have to apologize ahead of time

About to get crazy

Sorry about that tattoo

Sorry about your phone

Sorry that you don’t know how you got home

Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys

Sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

So sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

Sorry to future me

You’re gonna hear about

When the liquor kicked in

And how you got kicked out

You know the things you think are funny at the time

Well they ain’t so funny when you see them online

Oh

We were talking to models

Poppin' bottles like we were Jay-Z

Oh

Have to apologize ahead of time

About to get crazy

Sorry about that tattoo

Sorry about your phone

Sorry that you don’t know how you got home

Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys

Sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

So sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

Gonna have the mystery bruises

Don’t know whose them shoes is

Kind of morning, what the hell did I do?

No Tylenol, no caffeine

Won’t help at all with that migraine

So sorry had to do this to you

Oh

We were talking to models

Poppin' bottles like we were Jay-Z

Oh

Have to apologize ahead of time

About to get crazy

Sorry about that tattoo

Sorry about your phone

Sorry that you don’t know how you got home

Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys

Sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

So sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

So sorry to future me

Hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey