Who Spiked the Eggnog? - Straight No Chaser

It was Christmas Eve

My friends were all in town

We were singing Christmas carols

As the snow was falling down

And I don’t know for certain

How it happened or who’s to blame

But someone at that party

Ought to be ashamed

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?

I know the culprit’s here

Who, who brought the booze?

To the Christmas party this year

(Who spiked the eggnog!)

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?

It smells like rum in here

Who, who snuck it in?

We’re gonna feel it tomorrow, I fear

The first round went down easy

The second, one nice and smooth

By the third my head was spinning around

And that’s when I got the clue

So tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?

Come on and show your face

Who, who brought the sauce?

Look out, I’m on the case!

(Hey! Was it Randy?)

With a flask of brandy?

(DR?)

He was by the bar!

(What about Rome?)

He was all alone!

Hey I saw Dan

With a bottle in his hand!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?

They’ve all got guilty eyes

Who, who’s got the grog?

It’s gotta be one of these guys!

(We like the eggnog!)

(More eggnog!)

Chuck and Seggie were sneaking around

Mike looked guilty to me

Tyler’s curled up on the couch

Might have been Walt

Could have been Walt

Probably was Walt

Must have been Walt

Hey!

Don’t look at me!

I just got here!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?

I know the culprit is here

Who, who’s been hiding the hooch?

At the Christmas party this year

(We love the eggnog!)

Tell me who spiked the eggnog?

Tell me, tell me who could it be?

Hey, it’s pretty good stuff!

Who knows it could have been me!

You?

Yeah!