Dude Alert - Suburban Legends

Tight pants, flannel shirt, whoa baby, it’s a dude alert

This comes easy and I’m pleasin'

To your eyes, I’m like a hurricane coming (Come on!)

Tell the truth, I like to get my kicks

Bro-in' down hard with my crew, it’s the shit

I got one life, all my friends

We get together and the fun won’t end

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready?

Ohhh yeah!

(Guitar solo)

Road trip, we’re haulin' ass

This is a river, not a bubble bath

My new tattoo!

Yeah, it’s super-tribal

From my neck down to my motorcycle, come on!

Jello shots, they never make me sick

Ladies gettin' hot, they wanna touch my (Ohhh yeah!)

I got one life, all my friends

We get together and the fun won’t end

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready?

Ohhh yeah!

(Guitar solo)

Sometimes through the fog it’s difficult to see

But your friends will be there to guide you to the light

Some things change, but some things will always be the same

(Saddle up, warriors!)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready?

Ohhh yeah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert (Dude alert!)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s a dude alert

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause it’s gonna hurt, are you ready?

Better watch out baby, you’re gonna get hurt

That was a dude alert, heh heh