Scott Bakula - Sunspot

I used to watch Quantum Leap

Every night with my girlfriend

Al and Sam, they leaped through time

And I felt like they were my best friends

Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent

Chance of a broken heart

Scott Bakula never played Dracula

Laid down the smackula on the bad guys

He was honest and sharing and loving and caring

The kind of guy who would always do the right thing

Clever and handsome and so damn sensitive

And I’m not… Scott

He was sweet enough to tame the fire

In that self-empowered Murphy Brown chick

I even bought ‘Lord of Illusions'

Even though I thought that move kinda sucked

Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent

Chance that the ending’s sad

Scott Bakula never smoked crackula

He played quarterbackula in ‘Necessary Roughness'

Scott Bakula never played Dracula

Laid down the smackula on the bad guys

He was honest and sharing and loving and caring

The kind of guy who would always do the right thing

Clever and handsome and so damn sensitive

And I’m not… Scott

He’s nice enough to play a gay guy

He’s cool enough to star in sci-fi

He’s man enough to helm a starship

And I’m the type of guy who would feel up that Vulcan chick

Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent

Chance that I’m a prick

No one can love you like Scott Bakula can love you

I’ll never be Scott Bakula

He possesses all the traits that I sorely lackula

Sometimes I just want to punch him in the sackula

Because I’m not Scott