Rich People Problems - Surgical Meth Machine

My boat slip is so deep in the marina

It’s like 18 minutes of hell down the mystic river

Through the no-wake zone

Just to get to my yacht

Which is too big for the harbor

Now I’ll never make it to Newport in time

And I’m gonna miss the regatta

This fois gras sucks

I could just kill myself

I’m gonna climb up on top of my money

And just jump off

I want rich people problems (4x)

Don’t you know I’m in it for the money

OMG

Can you believe it?

I can’t seem

To catch a break

Now I don’t even remember my personal chef’s name

And he doesn’t seem to remember

That I’m allergic to tap water

I only drink the bottled water from France

He knows this

But you can’t count on the help to understand

You don’t get it