The Librarians Are Hiding Something - Swingin Utters

She said nice guys finish last are ones with a defect

And skin-tight has always been incorrect

She reads books under illegal table legs

It don’t look good until he gets down and begs

We’ll be watching until she detects us

That’s our cue to move out of Texas

The beat up truck won’t even start

It all makes sense 'cause it’s missing a part

When she shoot shoot shoot shoot shoots

And I drip drip drip drip drip

And then I drop

The librarians are hiding something

She said you’re never alone with a schizo

Picked up the phone said is it not so

She’s here to stay I’m here for a visit

The other line will know who the fuck is this?

Just then I make out the sign

And the small print on her book’s spine

One says we’ll never never close

The other belongs to Edgar Allen Poe’s

Oh the librarians contrarians can’t fly on a wing

Oh the librarians barbarians are liking nothing

Which leads me to believe one thing

The librarians are hiding something