Testcard Girl - Talulah Gosh

A million people every day

Turn on the television set and say

Testcard girl, testcard girl

Don’t you get bored selling out all day?

A million people every day

Turn on the radio set and say

Radio man, radio man

Don’t you get bored selling out all day?

A million people every day

Phone up the speaking clock and say

Telephone lady, telephone lady

Don’t you get bored selling out all day?

A million people every day

Turn on the speaking clock and say

Telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady

Don’t go away

A million people every day

Turn on the radio set and say

Radio man, Mr radio man, Mr radio man

Don’t go away

A million people every day

Turn on the television set and say

Testcard girl, little testcard girl, little testcard girl

Don’t go away

You’re the only one I’ve got