Ugly, Fat And Still Alive - Tankard

Early in the eighties

The brealdancers very strong

But we destroyed their discos

The day and all night long

Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical

Zombies attacked us from behind

But we survived the Berlin nights

Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive

And then we joined the beer-wars

Invasion chemical

We puked into the tour bus

The morning after smell

Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical

There knocked an alien at my door

«Meaning of life?"it asked me for

Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive

We won’t be stone cold sober

Like our two-faced manager

We do the tankard club tour

No groupies there at all

Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical

We still destroy all discos

The kings of beer are back, let’s go Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive