Team Meat - The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

I’m a man I drive in my Mercedes

I’m a man I drive in my Mercedes

I’m a man I’m sweet, I like the ladys

I’m a man I’m sweet, I like the ladys

All the dames they want my babys

Cause I’m a man, I’m wild and I’m crazy

Won’t you say its true… I’m a man

You can be my bride for the weekend

You can be my father for the weekend

Won’t you take advantage of the weekend

You can be my brother for the weekend

you can be my bride for the weekend

You can take advantage for to weekend

Won’t you be my father for the weekend

You can be my bride for the weekend

I’m gonna make you cry like a sadist

And I feel the water like a rapist

So set the sail and free the land

Don’t wanna be your one man band stand

I can make you swim with the fishes

And it tastes so sweet and delicious

Won’t you say its true… I’m a man

But You can be my bride for the weekend

You can be my father for the weekend

Won’t you take advantage of the weekend

You can be my brother for the weekend

Won’t you be my brother for the weekend

You can be my bride for the weekend

Oh won’t you take advantage of the weekend

You can be my bride for the weekend

I’m a man I’m wild and I’m crazy

I’m a man I’m wild and I’m crazy

I’m a man I’m sweet, I like the ladys

You can be here too

Won’t you take advantage of the weekend

Won’t you take advantage of the weekend

You can be here too

I’m a man

You can be my bride, and drive me right round the bend

You could be my father, and drive me right round the bend (chikane)

Oh won’t you take advantage and drive me right round the bend

You can be my bride and send me right round the bend