Caulk the Wagon - Team StarKid

McDoon:

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) But I don’t want to die!

McDoon: (Spoken) That’s why:

McDoon, Chorus:

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface

Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) Yeah, and how we supposed to do that?

McDoon: (Daughter:)

Well, do you see that ox?

((Spoken) Ahuh.)

He’s an ox of course

((Spoken) Yep.)

And he took us down the trail

But his time is up, 'cause he won’t help us

Unless he grows a sail

McDoon, Chorus:

His time is up, unless he grows a sail

His time is up — he didn’t grow a sail

McDoon:

So we’ll chop him up, remove his guts

And grind up all his hooves

Then we’ll mix it up into a pulp

And spread it on like glue

McDoon, Chorus:

We’ll chop him up and make him into glue

You’ll caulk this up, this ox has died for you

(Dialogue)

McDoon:

Now spread the caulk on thick

To seal out the water

Now blow on it real quick

Daughter:

It has a real strange odour

Why did we leave home in the first place?

I’m springin' leaks all over my face

McDoon:

A higher power steers me true

Now let me do the same for you

I see this trip has taken its toll

Now let me fill your holes

McDoon, Chorus:

He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface

He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface

He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface

Until the day you die

Cletus: (Spoken) Now that’s how you caulk a wagon!

(Dialogue)

All:

Until the day we die…

(Caulk the wagon)

(Caulk the wagon)

(Caulk the wagon)