Thai Noodles -

Have you met Old Slick?

He’s slicker than spit

He’s slicker than alligator shit

Ask the girls in town and man

They say he’s it

That’s old Slick

He’s lightning-quick

He’s slyer than old St. Nick

He’ll singe your eyebrows off

With one snap flick of his Bic

That’s old Slick

He’s finer than frog hair

He’ll give you that albacore stare

His voice lies on ya heavy like

New Orleans air

Our man Slick he loves

The Thai Noodles

Slick he’s got him a new ride

He’s shiftin' with astroglide

Rolling his Sherman tank

Upholstered buffalo hide

He’ll steal your heart away

He’ll turn a homophobe gay

He’ll communicate thoughts no one

Ever had the balls to say

He’s awful slick

And he loves the Thai noodles

I do believe he said he loves

The Thai noodles

Have you met Old Slick?