Cowboy Hat - That Dog.

I picked a cookie from the wrong batch

I found an egg unable to hatch

I started a fire, but I could not find a match

'Cause you wore a cowboy hat

In the middle of the highway

A cowboy hat

Fears flying everywhere

A cowboy hat

And your middle finger pointed at me

I saw a goldfish swimming downstream

I picked an orange from the wrong tree

You’re the most valuable player, but I’ve chosen the wrong team

'Cause you wore a cowboy hat

In the middle of the highway

A cowboy hat

Fears flying everywhere

A cowboy hat

And your middle finger pointed at me

'Cause you wore a cowboy hat

In the middle of the highway

A cowboy hat

Fears flying everywhere

A cowboy hat

And your middle fingers pointed at me

A cowboy hat

Lying in the desert

A cowboy hat

Soaking in the gutter

A cowboy hat

And your middle fingers pointed at me