The Ballad Of Me And My Brain - The 1975

And well, I think I’ve gone mad

Isn’t that so sad?

And what a shame you’ve lost a brain that you never had

Oh, mum, check the car it can’t have gone far

I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar

It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s

Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

I jumped on a bus, declared my name

And asked if anybody’s seen my brain

Your brain was last seen going for a run

«And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?

'Cause she adores you

But I think you’re shit»

«I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!»

I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes

«Well what do you expect when you’ve got no mind!»

I searched all day it drove me insane

«Where would I be if I was my brain?»

The nice nurse told me she felt my pain

But she couldn’t find a single trace of my brain

«Oops… I Did It Again» started playing

Forget my brain, remember my name